According to the Urban Dictionary, "The Man's Rule" can be defined as collection of rules that every man should live by.
These rules are engraved on the tablets of all men's heart from birth, buried deep in our subconscious. If you wanna know how to tamper with such rules, refer to the movie "inception". Yup! That's how impossible it should be.
Overtime, I've had a lot of reasons to say "dude that's jx against d bro code" hence my decision to write out 20 of those "unwritten & unsaid" codes that all men should be aware of.
1. In an empty room, car, etc., a man can not ask another man if he is angry because he isn’t talking.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
3. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
4. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!
5. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.
6. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chances of getting any either.
7. Agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
8. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.
9. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
10. Unlocking a car door for another man is polite. Opening it is gay
11. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
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12. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
13. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever!
I fink I'm in support of #13 cause all I've got are sisters :D
14. Before allowing a "drunken" friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
15. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it.
16. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.
17. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.
18. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
19. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.
20. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.
Let every man teach these codes to their sons & if anyone defaults, take no offense in being called a princess, gay etc.
Coined from: www.liquorwits.com/code.html
