You know all those kids who on their first day in school were proud
to be leaving their parents, all swaged up and bouncing to class? Well, I
wasn’t one of them. My mum says I refused to let go of her, crying with running nose. I wasn’t like all those nasty children that allowed their
tears and catarrh form a confluence and run into their mouth though.
Nop! Not me. Oh yeah, the name of my nursery & primary school
was “The Playpen Child Development Centre” aka “Playpen” aka “Best
school in Port Harcourt”.
Well, there was this girl, being in kindergarten I can’t say I remember
but history and all those “outdated-ashamed-to-show-in-public” pictures
show that she was there with me all through the siesta session at 12pm
everyday to learning the times-table to the part I Start remembering to
receiving cane on our bum bum to the time I forgot my bag with all my
books at home & came to school with only snacks in a paper bag
to the time I wrote common entrances to the time I moved on.
After
my JS1 and that terrible road experience my dad says ** in Will Smith
mum’s voice from ‘Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’s intro** “your moving out of
Benin back to Port Harcourt”. That’s how I found myself in JS2B at
“Archdeacon Brown Education Centre” aka “ABEC” and there she was again.
By the way she came into ABEC in JS2 I wasn’t playing the stalker or the
follow follow.
The circle started again. She followed
me through those swagless days to being punished in the dining to
looking forward to social night to being embarrassed during assembly to
feeling fly when a girl gives you her book to take to your hostel to
receiving all those plenty awards (Yup! I was a first carrier) to
chyking girls to science class to graduating from shorts to trousers to
punishing junior students. Then I became Prep Prefect and there she was
Assistant Prep Prefect and then graduation.
This is the
part where my mother gets tired of seeing me and decides A-Level it is.
That’s how I end up in “Showers international High School”. Don’t try
to guess, our anthem was that “Showers of blessing” hymn. Do you know
the familiar face I met in class that day? That same girl *scratch that*
that same lady. Here goes the circle again...
From
that impossible english entrance exam of 1500 words about yourself to
those daily bus trips from the hostel to school to those Tuesday night
vigils to Cambridge exam (I know there are loads to be 'to-ing' to but
imma stop here) and then graduation.
First day in
“Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology” aka “KNUST” I’m
looking for a photocopier trying to complete my registration process and
who do I run into? Yup! That same lady. The look on her face wasn’t
pleasant she had this genuine “God forbid-I shall not marry you” kind of
look. I don’t know if the God forbid was her thinking aloud or she
meant to say it. Well, the circle continued.
From 1st
year to roommates (by roommate I mean regular visitor, that person that
would knock on your door at 2am; go straight to your fridge before 1
thing 1 thing y’all would conclude {s/o to Eiera}) to hearing all her
complaints to final year and now KNUST has postponed our graduation
indefinitely.
Anyway shout out to that lady; if you
like do 40 days fasting and prayer that we should not meet again, you
might just be sleeping on a bicycle, you might just be stuck to me.
Shout out to my “living-MR NIGER D” biography MISS ITA CHINELO ARINMAH.
If you don’t know “MR NIGER D” it just proves Playpen is better than your primary school :p.
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Nice, simple and fluid. And funny too. Stalker alert hehee
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ReplyDeletenice blog, finally read it lol
yeah u've been following me everywhere and I can remember only MR, movement and respiration :)
yeah Play Pen is the best school in Port-Harcourt :)
ReplyDeleteAwwww. Nicely written Cj! :)
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